Please choose one of the following reasons as to why I’m writing this a day late:
1. I was sucked into an arcade game and had to help the pixel-dwellers within reclaim their universe.
2. I went on a magical adventure inside a wardrobe and dicked around with a lion and guy with goat legs.
3. I was kidnapped by a sex-trafficking ring and had to be saved by my ex-special forces Dad. He promised he would find and kill my kidnappers, and he delivered.

The Best Conversation in Human History

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_CNecuGMEc

Henry Hoover’s Cocaine Overdose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CmC62Eg82E8

More Bad Lip-Reading Twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYC-waukYWo&feature=g-u-u

43 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51

O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

19 People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-having-a-worse-day-than-you

If Movie Sequels Switched Genres

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_484_if-movie-sequels-totally-switched-genres/

 

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