Please choose one of the following reasons as to why I’m writing this a day late:
1. I was sucked into an arcade game and had to help the pixel-dwellers within reclaim their universe.
2. I went on a magical adventure inside a wardrobe and dicked around with a lion and guy with goat legs.
3. I was kidnapped by a sex-trafficking ring and had to be saved by my ex-special forces Dad. He promised he would find and kill my kidnappers, and he delivered.
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Henry Hoover’s Cocaine Overdose
More Bad Lip-Reading Twilight
43 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist
O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics
19 People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You
If Movie Sequels Switched Genres
Thanks to Jamie Barker, Maren Emde, Andy Haywood and Ben Soper for their contributions.
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