The Weekly Distraction #28


Please choose one of the following reasons as to why I’m writing this a day late:
1. I was sucked into an arcade game and had to help the pixel-dwellers within reclaim their universe.
2. I went on a magical adventure inside a wardrobe and dicked around with a lion and guy with goat legs.
3. I was kidnapped by a sex-trafficking ring and had to be saved by my ex-special forces Dad. He promised he would find and kill my kidnappers, and he delivered.

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Thanks to Jamie Barker, Maren Emde, Andy Haywood and Ben Soper for their contributions.

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