IT’S BACK and this time, it’s personal. Cliché aside, The Weekly Distraction is your portal to procrastination. Here, we compile loads of funny, stupid, shocking and generally distracting things from around the internet to give you an excuse to put off anything you should be doing.
If you haven’t heard what is set to be this freshers’ anthem, why the hell not? The Norwegian masterminds have also made a song all about Stonehenge.
Here is a man going all Assassins’ Creed on Southampton. James Kingston has his own website displaying his daredevil stunts, but you know, safety first and all that.
Thierry Henry’s goal celebration has become a meme. He can now be seen all over the interwebs, casually leaning on stuff…yet it’s beautiful.
One amazing person has made a tumblr solely dedicated to the many faces of, nervous and winging it, Great British Bake Off contestant Ruby Tandoh.
How to swing like Miley Cyrus
If you haven’t seen this, you need to now. It’s the most useful tutorial out there on how to be as much a wreck as Miley is.
Fictional Character Twinsie
Buzzfeed have compiled a mini database of fictional characters birthdays, but it’s quite American. Definitely worth a look though.
Proposing on a Wake Board
In memory of the wonderfully awkward Freshers’ Ball proposal last year, here is a guy dropping on one knee ON A BLOOMING WAKE BOARD!
If you’re starting to miss home already, here is a blushing bride getting a too slapstick to be true present from a penguin.
Slow Loris eating a rice ball
Thanks to Sam Everard, Amy Harwood, Diogo Lopes and Alice Marks for their contributions.
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