The Easter holidays are coming up and this can only mean one thing – the perfect opportunity to procrastinate. As a skilled and prestigious procrastinator, I present to you a list of things that a long evening trolling the internet has led me to believe I definitely want when the next loan payment comes through.
If you’re desperate for any of these, all the headings provide click through links, thoughtfully inserted to ruin your bank balance.
It’s halfway through semester two and ASDA has microwave pizza on offer. Everyone needs a little reminder that a family pack of chicken dippers isn’t a dinner you should make a habit of.
This isn’t exactly practical but it would probably fulfil a few peoples fantasies!
Whether you need to keep it from that sneaky housemate or from yourself, this invention was a very good idea.
No explanation needed.
Nobody wants a pooey toothbrush!
No words describe how convenient this would be in all areas of life, and to be honest scooters are generally just timeless.
There are no words.
This would be perfect for those Saturday mornings when you’re lying in bed and you need to know whether that person at the door is the postman with excitable goodies or someone who wants to know your take on the meaning of life.
Jesters hangovers just got a little bit bearable.
We all know someone who would seriously benefit from this.
A few people on tell him/her are in need of this.
No more trips to the launderette!
Do I even need to explain why anyone would want this?
Found any other must-have items you probably don’t (but definitely do) need? Let us know in the comments.