Being in an unsatisfying sexual relationship is a huge problem for women, as I once discovered, but Lily Allen has finally given a poetic voice to all those long-suffering women who’s partners only think of themselves in the bedroom. For a song about orgasms and dissatisfaction, it does sound very sweet and catchy though. Lily Allen has a knack for singing about life’s problems in such a lovely way you don’t immediately realise what she’s saying. It’s perfect to sing along to with your girlfriends, or use to humiliate someone who has not quite lived up to scratch. After all, no one enjoys lying in the wet patch in the middle of the bed.