Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
‘Today marks the end of unexpectedly opening a very chalky packet of pills.’
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Was ‘as happy as a clam’ all a scam?
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