Tread lightly, they can hear
the doors slam.
But dance madly at Jesters till 3am if you can
All you happy freshers,
So glad to be free,
Shed your parental parenthesis,
Get your very own key
To blurry nights, and early rises,
Girly fights, and drinking prizes.
Let the first year knock your socks off,
Please, you’ve earned it,
and you’ve paid your fees
It’s a magical time to be alive,
At 3 am in McDonald’s drive-
through, September to Christmas,
It’s not long!
Fill it with learning, and many a song!