We Played Shag Marry Kill: Politicians With Drunk Festival-Goers At Common People

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Common People this weekends saw thousands of festival goers descend on Southampton Common to drink Bulmers, dance to eighties power ballads and ride fairground attractions. The spot usually occupied by disposable barbecues and Pimms was full of intoxicated people dressed in neon and fringe, and Wessex Scene took full advantage of that. 

The rules of the game are simple. We gave festival-goers three politicians and they chose which they would callously murder in cold blood,  which they would have a raunchy one-night stand with, and which they would enter martial bliss with. The results were surprising. 

 

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BONUS: These guys, who clearly didn’t quite understand what we meant by “three politicians” 

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Editor 2015-16. Politics Editor 2014-15. Third year Politics and Economics student, I've written for every section but primarily write politics, opinion and news pieces. I also write for The Edge, Kettle Mag, The National Student, The Student Times and the Independent and do lots of work with Surge Radio.

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