This is the last Weekly Distraction I will ever write as Pause Editor. I’m leaving this one-horse town for better things, goddamit! Or becoming the new editor, interpret it how you like. Hopefully my successor will continue this tradition but, if not, it’s been fun! Thanks to everybody who has helped contribute over these last 40 editions!
Cat in a Shark Suit Riding a Roomba Chasing a Duck
Man With World’s Largest Penis Release Song About His Penis
Man Buys Toy Poodles, Discovers That They’re Actually Ferrets on Steroids
Kid Snippets: Star Wars – The Rescue
Chicken Dies Fighting
21 Dogs Who Don’t Realise How Big They Are
5 Ridiculous Health Myths You Probably Belief
Thanks to Lucy Dyer, Jo Fisher and Andy Haywood for their contributions.
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