Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Ellie Griffiths offers her thoughts on the famed stereotypical image of British holidaymakers.
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*Author’s note: this piece is written as a satirical, faux-diagnostic guide by a writer who has been diagnosed with ADHD. This piece is by no means intended to function as a genuine diagnostic tool and should not be taken as such.
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Every date brings you one step closer to that lucky someone for you (unless fate→
Adam Kesterson recounts the time he donated sperm with a humorous and somewhat persuasive style.
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Our Online Manager, James, has been doing some digging into rumours that are still circulating Downing Street.
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Hannah Griffiths tells us why she is so deeply in love with Germany’s train network.
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Investigations Lead, Byron, has some choice words over the University’s rebranding.
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Politics Editor Hector has received a (satirically) leaked diary of how Prime Minister Boris Johnson celebrates Christmas Day.
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When is a party not a party? When is it?
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It’s the very beginning of 2022– also known as a time when everyone is vowing→