Man Throws Gum Out of Window on Motorway – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
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People Who Carry Out Studies are ‘Really Cool’, Study Finds
Conclusive research reveals that those who dabble in investigative reporting are a real hoot and a saucy catch.
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River Itchen Turns Red with the Blood of Angry Men
Researchers are hoping that the river does not soon gravitate towards a black hue, one that symbolises the ‘dark of ages past.’
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New Mayo Flavours Released Including ‘Gross’ and ‘No Thanks’
Condiment experts have commented that this is the worst thing since unsliced bread.
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Arrogant Man Confused That Pride Month Wasn’t About Him
A local man has been too blindsided by his own pride to realise that he doesn’t own the word.
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The Quarantine Guide to… Living With Devil Children
Sam Pegg takes us through a helpful guide to surviving the wrath of younger siblings during quarantine.
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Follow Us Comrade Karl, In Terminating Ugly Poverty
From our recent ‘Poverty and Class’ magazine, communists call for the eradication of poverty via the medium of sharing and eating the rich.
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Benefits: Do we Need ’em?
Marcus Matthews argues that benefits are not necessary as long as the country just asks mommy and daddy for a bit of financial help.
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Breaking: University Students to Take First Semester in Space
The zero gravity on campuses may spell disaster for those feeling ill after a particularly heavy night drinking
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British Deployments Lay Down Weapons as ‘Violence is Never The Answer’
Disclaimer: This article is satirical in nature
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