Independents Formerly of ‘The Independent Group’ Form Independent Group Known as ‘The Independents’
In February this year, The Independent Group was formed by MPs who are now independent→
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Disney Fans Shocked to Discover that Ursula Isn’t Purple
The change has stirred anger in many who claim their childhood is literally being ruined by the skin colour of a fictional humanoid fish
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Man Can’t Wait to Not Watch Film Friend Recommended Him
Wessex Scene reports that a man can’t wait to continue hiding within comfort zone.
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Alternative Idea Against Climate Change Plans to Turn Earth into One Giant Aquarium
The radical approach promises a way to protect humans against the effects of climate change and finally put Seaworld out of business
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Clowns Across Country Happy to be Represented by Boris Johnson in Tory Leadership Race
With the upcoming Conservative leadership contest fast approaching, clowns across the country are enjoying the representation they’re getting in politics.
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Student House Move-Out Spoon Wars to be Resolved by the UN
A UN peace process has been established to resolve the dispute over the ownership of the stylish spoon.
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Family Cat Couldn’t Give Less of a Sh*t That University Student is Back Home
The summer break is here and spirits are high as students return home, yet cats across the country are unimpressed.
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Hoovers of Southampton Student Houses Plead for ‘Humane Use’ in Week Ahead
As students rush to tidy their residences before they move out, hoovers plead to be used humanely.
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First Day of Brexit Olympics
Just as you thought the events around Brexit couldn’t get more dramatic, Tom Ford reports on a radical new approach to the negotiations.
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Prince Andrew Said to be ‘Absolutely Fuming’ Over the Birth of Meghan And Harry’s Baby
The royal sprog is not welcomed by all members of the Royal Family.
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