Breaking: UK Government Petitioning for Hokey Cokey as National Anthem
We can only hope that the prize in the Pass the Parcel will make the continuous dancing worthwhile.
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The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Gas, Ass & Brain Feeling Class
Content warning: This articles makes reference to drugs and a person who truly believes in holistic medicine.
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Basic White Girl Pumpkin Spices Her Life with Black Market Pumpkin Spice Syrup
“What are you in for?”
“Black market pumpkin spice syrup.”
“Ooh, that’s rough.”
Top 5 Best Places to Quarantine Right Now
Like you really have much choice.
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New Lockdown Cocktail Menu Features Pure Vodka and Student Tears
Those hoping for a garden seat will have to excuse the rain and discarded camping chairs.
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The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Smelly, Sleepy, and Hangry – A Dwarf Tale
Our doctors are the Nation’s Finest at ensuring you are equally as concerned about your future health as they are.
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Boom, Boom, Shake Thou Room – A Poem in Ode to Something
Featuring original writing from the newest Grime artist, Guy Fawkes’ wandering spirit.
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Vote Cancelled After Candidates Thought to Be ‘Sus’
It seems like the fake news really was among us after all.
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This! Halloween’s! Rumoured! Hottest! Costumes!
Modern day examples of old and boring costumes that will make you three parts sexy and one part politically accurate.
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The Best Ways to Be the Worst Housemate
Wanna be a really good bad boy? Look no further, you naughty souls.
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