A Totally Reliable Guide to Southampton
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The Simple Contract For Every UoS Student
Amy Penn brings you the compulsory contract for every new student, as featured in the Fresher Magazine
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Fresher Accidentally Joins Army at Uni Bunfight
New student Mark Fresh experienced the terrible circumstances of signing up for something without bothering to check what it actually is
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Which Fresher Are You?
Southampton is swelling with freshers from all over the country and the world, and people→
Mark Zuckerberg Rescued From Area 51
The heroic action has put to bed the question of whether Zuckerberg is a robot or a lizard
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PM Advised to Blow on Cartridge if Turning Parliament Off and On Again Doesn’t Work
‘You’re actually taking the piss’ the PM was recently heard saying to a wall in the House of Commons
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I Wish This Was Satire: Justin Murphy, Former Southampton Lecturer (Part 2)
Disclaimer: The views expressed within this article are entirely the author’s own and are not→
I Wish This Was Satire: Justin Murphy, Former Southampton Lecturer (Part 1)
Disclaimer: The views expressed within this article are entirely the author’s own and are not→
All Hail Boris and His Mighty Brexit Plan
In Brexit news, Pause Editor Tom Ford can confirm everything is fine, move along now.
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Local Man Goes to the Gym, Sits Around a Bit, Then Leaves
Professional gym lad, Kieran Kaye, said that a five-minute break after walking to the gym is well deserved
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