First Day of Brexit Olympics
Just as you thought the events around Brexit couldn’t get more dramatic, Tom Ford reports on a radical new approach to the negotiations.
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What’s Up with Southampton’s Yellow Sky?
Storm Ophelia’s bizarre effects in southampton have shocked many today.
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The Politics of Football – £200 Million Is Nothing
Politics Editor Zach Sharif explores the circumstances that led to the excessive money in football.
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The Ultimate Guide to Job Hunting
Laugh all you want… This is happening.
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Breaking: Theresa May Admits to Death Star Links
This latest political scandal no one was expecting.
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Southampton University Fails To Anticipate Planned Event Actually Happening
The University was shocked by the consequences of a system they run and had planned
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WW3 Cancelled Due To Technical Difficulties
The highly-billed showdown between World War Champions the USA and upcomers North Korea has been cancelled due to technical difficulties
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The Anglo-Spanish War Of 2017: News From The Front
As war breaks out between Britain and Spain, Pause is ready to keep you updated on developments from the front
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Hampshire To Seek An Independence Referendum
Due to political tensions over Brexit, Hampshire County Council is set to demand an independence referendum
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Jean-Claude Juncker ‘Actually A Failed Bond Villain’
Recent revelations from Brussels have made clear that the President of the European Commission is actually a character for an abandoned James Bond film from the 1980s
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