‘2021 Will Not Be Your Year,’ Confirms Nostradamus
Sam Pegg details the incredibly interesting discovery of a quick-Earth fix recipe!
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‘Still I Ride’ – Extracts from the Personal Journal of Mr Johnson
Mr Johnson finds time to practice his poetry in his latest diary entry.
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Undirected Message in Group Chat Found to Actually be Super Directed
‘Stop leaving the kitchen in a state,’ because if it’s in quote marks then you won’t think I’ve written this about you.
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The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Tears, Peers, And New Year Fears
Is that a ghost? Is it giving medical advice? Or has someone just tried to adapt the information they’ve read in a textbook? Who knows!
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Pets Your Landlord Can’t Dispute
Ever wondered how to make your pet dreams come true while living in a strict student house – Alice MacArthur tells you how!
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UK Government Offered Honorary Marketing Degree from UoS
This article is satirical in nature and Marketing students can definitely do better.
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5 Ways to Be an Absolute Legend This Exam Season!
Sick and tired of being a boring bore? There’s no better time to try and become an absolute ledge!
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How to Avoid Making Your Festive Birthday’d Friends Cry
Have you ever wondered what Santa gets Mrs Clause for her birthday? You had better hope he reads this guide and learns regifting is OFF the table.
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New Year Just Found! – Scientists Sceptical
What’s that coming over the hill? Scientists wowed to find out it’s not a deathly meteorite!
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REAL People Found to Have Been Inhabiting East Anglia for the Past 10,000 Years!
Jasper Marshall explores the implications of such a shocking discovery!
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