Not Many Treats, Too Many Tricks
From Concerned Mother Milly: Dear Parents of Portswood Avenue, I am writing this letter to→
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An Idiot Abroad: How to Be British on Holiday
Is Butlins full up this year? Did you not manage to collect all of The→
Auntie Adelaide’s Happy Hour
Sharon Wanjohi introduces Auntie Adelaide, everyone’s favourite drunken Agony Aunt, whose advice should be taken with a ‘pinch of salt (and lime!)’
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Breaking: Boy’s Buttocks Berate Bus
Emily Dennis explores the new craze that would be keeping bus commuters on the edge of their seat if they actually decided to sit down.
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Which Brexiteer Are You?
The Posh Tw*t, the Clown or the One in Shambles; which Brexiteer are you?
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Student on Trial for Blocking Kitchen Sink
The blockage could see Francesca Millard be sent to prison for life – let that sink in.
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A Totally Reliable Guide to Southampton
Welcome to Southampton and congratulations on giving up on life so early. I’m kidding— that’s→
The Simple Contract For Every UoS Student
Amy Penn brings you the compulsory contract for every new student, as featured in the Fresher Magazine
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Fresher Accidentally Joins Army at Uni Bunfight
New student Mark Fresh experienced the terrible circumstances of signing up for something without bothering to check what it actually is
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Which Fresher Are You?
Southampton is swelling with freshers from all over the country and the world, and people→