UoS Student Forgets to Run for WS Committee, Regrets It for the Rest of their Life
You don’t wanna be THAT person, do you?
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‘There is Nothing Left to Buy’: A Pandemic Online Shopping Tragedy
Even the sale tab is coming up completely empty.
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Parents of Girl With Too Many Cats Launch Petition Against Excessive Cat Pictures
How many is too many? Turns out the line is drawn at 5,000.
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Fish Please! Save the Climate! Stop Making Oceans Sad!
Read the babbling of a bubbling fish fanatic from our Climate Change magazine.
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Cli-MATES: Introducing the New Dating App for the End of the World
Read about the newest dating app from our Climate Change magazine.
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Save the Turtles. Drink like a Grown Up.
Read the ramblings of straw-hating madman from our latest Climate Change mag.
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Local Cat Has Never Been Fed in Her Entire Life, Says Local Cat
Local Cat has been described as a ‘pessimist’, ‘whose bowl is only full empty’.
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The Quarantine Guide to… Attempting to House-Hunt as an International Student
Prepare to get rejected more than a random gross jerk in the cheese room.
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UoS Student Confesses to Being Addicted to Ribena
Have you got a weird obsession? Submit your poems to us so we can laugh about it.
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Student Shocked to Discover That She Can’t Sleep After Drinking Cold Brew at Stupid o’Clock
The only thing basic here is the inability to sleep before midnight.
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