Clams Discovered to Be Very Sad Indeed
Was ‘as happy as a clam’ all a scam?
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Political Scientists Make Shocking Discovery
Political Scientists shared their discovery before realising nobody really gives a toss.
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“We’ve Really Just Been Eyeballing It,” Confess All Doctors
A statement from a leading physician shows that they certainly do drink to your health.
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The Quarantine Guide to… Terrible, Awful, Very Bad Haircuts
Did you also succumb to the pressure of the Quarantine cut?
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The Quarantine Guide to… Hot and Sweaty Birthdays for Loners
Elizabeth Sorrell sets out a guide to having the perfect birthday for isolation losers.
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‘We Promise We’re Not Selling the NHS,’ As Government Start Plans to Sell the NHS
The Government’s pinky promise is now being questioned by the British public as it no longer appears as airtight as once thought.
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Man Throws Gum Out of Window on Motorway – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
Click the article below to find out what hamsters and chemical fires have in common!
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People Who Carry Out Studies are ‘Really Cool’, Study Finds
Conclusive research reveals that those who dabble in investigative reporting are a real hoot and a saucy catch.
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River Itchen Turns Red with the Blood of Angry Men
Researchers are hoping that the river does not soon gravitate towards a black hue, one that symbolises the ‘dark of ages past.’
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New Mayo Flavours Released Including ‘Gross’ and ‘No Thanks’
Condiment experts have commented that this is the worst thing since unsliced bread.
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