Breaking: Theresa May Admits to Death Star Links
This latest political scandal no one was expecting.
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Southampton University Fails To Anticipate Planned Event Actually Happening
The University was shocked by the consequences of a system they run and had planned
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WW3 Cancelled Due To Technical Difficulties
The highly-billed showdown between World War Champions the USA and upcomers North Korea has been cancelled due to technical difficulties
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The Anglo-Spanish War Of 2017: News From The Front
As war breaks out between Britain and Spain, Pause is ready to keep you updated on developments from the front
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Hampshire To Seek An Independence Referendum
Due to political tensions over Brexit, Hampshire County Council is set to demand an independence referendum
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Jean-Claude Juncker ‘Actually A Failed Bond Villain’
Recent revelations from Brussels have made clear that the President of the European Commission is actually a character for an abandoned James Bond film from the 1980s
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Non-Pretentious Law Student Discovered
Cambridge University scientists have been searching for years in the hope of detecting what they describe as “non-execrable” sentient life within law departments at universities across the United Kingdom.
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Union Tries To Organise Student Piss-Up, Somehow Cocks It Up
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Political Society has Fun Social
The world of stereotyping about university societies was thrown into turmoil today as it was revealed a political society at Southampton University held a social event which was considered a “fun and enjoyable evening for all involved”.
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Italy Recruit School P.E. Teacher as Defensive Coordinator
A PE teacher from Berkshire has been revealed as the architect of the Italian Rugby Team’s new playing style
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