Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire and general nonsense.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that British people become absolutely feral at the slightest→
I’m a writer. On every level, it’s what I do. I write for a living.→
Liar, Liar, why are your pants on fire?
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It’s the perfect weather for a rebrand, and possibly a merger?
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Pause Editor Alyssa-Caroline gives a foolproof guide on how to offend neurodivergent people, straight out of our Neurodiversity collaboration magazine!
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Ellie Griffiths offers her thoughts on the famed stereotypical image of British holidaymakers.
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*Author’s note: this piece is written as a satirical, faux-diagnostic guide by a writer who has been diagnosed with ADHD. This piece is by no means intended to function as a genuine diagnostic tool and should not be taken as such.
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Adam Kesterson recounts the time he donated sperm with a humorous and somewhat persuasive style.
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Our Online Manager, James, has been doing some digging into rumours that are still circulating Downing Street.
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Hannah Griffiths tells us why she is so deeply in love with Germany’s train network.
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