Southampton University Fails To Anticipate Planned Event Actually Happening
The University was shocked by the consequences of a system they run and had planned
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WW3 Cancelled Due To Technical Difficulties
The highly-billed showdown between World War Champions the USA and upcomers North Korea has been cancelled due to technical difficulties
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The Anglo-Spanish War Of 2017: News From The Front
As war breaks out between Britain and Spain, Pause is ready to keep you updated on developments from the front
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Hampshire To Seek An Independence Referendum
Due to political tensions over Brexit, Hampshire County Council is set to demand an independence referendum
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Jean-Claude Juncker ‘Actually A Failed Bond Villain’
Recent revelations from Brussels have made clear that the President of the European Commission is actually a character for an abandoned James Bond film from the 1980s
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Union Tries To Organise Student Piss-Up, Somehow Cocks It Up
From the union that brought you failed rebrands and £22k referenda on library opening hours→
Italy Recruit School P.E. Teacher as Defensive Coordinator
A PE teacher from Berkshire has been revealed as the architect of the Italian Rugby Team’s new playing style
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Trump’s State Visit Address To Be Made At Turner Sims
Once again, Southampton is embroiled in world politics as President Trump is set to visit
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The Pause Guide to International Drinking
If British History can be defined by one thing, it is our national tendency to→
Your TV Viewing Guide
Struggling to find TV to watch? Tom Randall previews the TV schedules for today, tomorrow and really any day until about 2032
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