The Quarantine Guide to… Living With Devil Children
Sam Pegg takes us through a helpful guide to surviving the wrath of younger siblings during quarantine.
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Follow Us Comrade Karl, In Terminating Ugly Poverty
From our recent ‘Poverty and Class’ magazine, communists call for the eradication of poverty via the medium of sharing and eating the rich.
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Benefits: Do we Need ’em?
Marcus Matthews argues that benefits are not necessary as long as the country just asks mommy and daddy for a bit of financial help.
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Breaking: University Students to Take First Semester in Space
The zero gravity on campuses may spell disaster for those feeling ill after a particularly heavy night drinking
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British Deployments Lay Down Weapons as ‘Violence is Never The Answer’
Disclaimer: This article is satirical in nature UK troops assisting in global coalitions to fight→
‘It’s Not Really my Job to Talk About World Leaders’ Says Man Whose Job Includes Talking About World Leaders
The comments came after an interviewer asked the Foreign Secretary how he felt about Donald Trump’s ‘when the looting starts, the shooting starts’ comment
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The Quarantine Guide to… Staying Sane
‘Step 3 – Forget what vegetables are’
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I Wish This Was Satire: Dominic Cummings’ Lockdown Eyesight Check
Disclaimer: The views expressed within this article are entirely the author’s own and are not→
How to Support the NHS If You Don’t Actually Want To Do Anything
A few tips on how to make it look like you’re helping.
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Streets To Be Sprayed With Flat 7UP To Combat Coronavirus
Donations of leftover 7 Up bottles are currently being accepted, the older the better
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