Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
By Catherine Tait Sweet Orchid of my first-year halls, Whom I did cease to→
Just because a person is wealthy, insufferable, and out of touch with reality, are they really a bad person?
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A famous author with an irrational hatred. For what you might ask? Toast
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Emily Dennis wrote a poem about the contents of her fridge…
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JM Hurford investigates the incomprehensible and seemingly universal language of transport announcements.
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J.M. Hurford uncovers a shocking truth about where vegans come from.
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Amy Scott-Munden highlights the hidden horrors of ketchup addiction among students.
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Are you still fresh? Former Editor Emily Dennis sets the record straight!
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Editor Isobel McVeigh recounts her embarrassing experience trying to… ‘fit in’ as a fresher.
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In this entertaining article, Katie Phillips and Laura Carpenter share some tips, tricks, and general advice they wish somebody had given them when they were still new to life as students.
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