It’s Official: Harry and Meghan Are the Worst People Of All Time
Marcus Matthews gives us a history lesson to prove that Prince Harry and Meghan Merkle are the worst people ever after they announced they are leaving the Royal Family
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Student Dies of Exhaustion Whilst Looking for Seat in Hartley Library
An autopsy also revealed their blood system was 40% Redbull and 40% coffee
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Outraged Lecturer Threatens to Sue Student Newspaper
The taste of defeat has clearly not yet nourished the stomachs of the History lecturers after defeat in the student-staff badminton match.
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New Year, New Me!
Emily Dennis welcomes Southampton students back for 2020 with some of the most notable new years resolutions she has come across so far
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New Charter Rights for Southampton Students Announced
Edwin Flacks presents a satirical university charter for student’s rights at the University of Southampton
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How to Ride on Rebellion Coattails When You Don’t Wear Clothes: A Guide to Ractivism
Emily Dennis takes us inside Ractivism, the movement that is seeing the rats of Portswood taking a stand for equal rodent rights
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Father Christmas Ousted in Communist Christmas Coup
The situation in the North Pole seems to be escalating, with counterrevolutionary elf leader Bob Baubles determined to crush the coup
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Aunt Adelaide’s Happy Hour: Cooking Rats and Surviving Deadline Season
Another week, another day, another chat with Auntie Adelaide. To start this off, swift and→
Which FRIENDS Character is Each Political Party?
Emily Dennis asks the big question surrounding the general election: which political party are the characters from FRIENDS?
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How to be a Good Brit
From the accents, to the culture, to the obsession with tea, it seems there are→