Boris Johnson’s Brexit ‘Blitz’ Information Revealed
‘Hold your blue passports close, eat your straight bananas and rest assured we’ll probably, maybe, hopefully, dear god, hopefully, get that £39 billion’.
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Scientists discover that ‘this is the darkest most terrible timeline’
With Boris Johnson now as Prime Minister, Dr Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir can confirm that we are living in the darkest, most evil timeline.
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Duolingo Owl Arrested For Online Harassment
Tom Ford covers the fall from grace of another icon known around the world
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Longest Staring Contest Ever as Man Mistakes Statue for Street Perfomer
‘Police were called to attend the scene after the crowd split itself down the lines of support for Mr Keneston and Mr Fake-Atlee’.
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Independents Formerly of ‘The Independent Group’ Form Independent Group Known as ‘The Independents’
In February this year, The Independent Group was formed by MPs who are now independent→
Disney Fans Shocked to Discover that Ursula Isn’t Purple
The change has stirred anger in many who claim their childhood is literally being ruined by the skin colour of a fictional humanoid fish
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Man Can’t Wait to Not Watch Film Friend Recommended Him
Wessex Scene reports that a man can’t wait to continue hiding within comfort zone.
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Alternative Idea Against Climate Change Plans to Turn Earth into One Giant Aquarium
The radical approach promises a way to protect humans against the effects of climate change and finally put Seaworld out of business
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Clowns Across Country Happy to be Represented by Boris Johnson in Tory Leadership Race
With the upcoming Conservative leadership contest fast approaching, clowns across the country are enjoying the representation they’re getting in politics.
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Student House Move-Out Spoon Wars to be Resolved by the UN
A UN peace process has been established to resolve the dispute over the ownership of the stylish spoon.
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