The UK’s Points-Based Immigration Explained
Kendall Field-Pellow explains the new points-based immigration system which sees +30 points for cooking an immaculate Sunday Roast
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A Satirical Guide to Coming Out
Tom Ford suggests some less traditional ways of coming out.
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Man Says Thing Won’t Happen, Exact Thing Happens
Experts are requesting worldwide silence to stop bad things from happening.
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Great Britain Renamed Alright Britain
As the Brexit deadline passes, Great Britain has been renamed Alright Britain to reflect the→
It’s Official: Harry and Meghan Are the Worst People Of All Time
Marcus Matthews gives us a history lesson to prove that Prince Harry and Meghan Merkle are the worst people ever after they announced they are leaving the Royal Family
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Student Dies of Exhaustion Whilst Looking for Seat in Hartley Library
An autopsy also revealed their blood system was 40% Redbull and 40% coffee
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Outraged Lecturer Threatens to Sue Student Newspaper
The taste of defeat has clearly not yet nourished the stomachs of the History lecturers after defeat in the student-staff badminton match.
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New Year, New Me!
Emily Dennis welcomes Southampton students back for 2020 with some of the most notable new years resolutions she has come across so far
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New Charter Rights for Southampton Students Announced
Edwin Flacks presents a satirical university charter for student’s rights at the University of Southampton
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How to Ride on Rebellion Coattails When You Don’t Wear Clothes: A Guide to Ractivism
Emily Dennis takes us inside Ractivism, the movement that is seeing the rats of Portswood taking a stand for equal rodent rights
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