Walt Disney Studios Unveils New Premium Access Plans Ahead of Mulan Release
Your usual cinema trips feeling a bit Goofy? Read below to find out about Disney’s new ways of streaming fresh releases that certainly don’t take the Mickey!
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Rich White Man with Private Doctor Rules Coronavirus as ‘Not Too Bad’
Coronavirus got you down? Try running a country and stealing public funds to make yourself feel better.
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‘Paracetamol is the Devil in Disguise,’ Says Activist Group
‘Today marks the end of unexpectedly opening a very chalky packet of pills.’
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What Spoon Are You?
Just hope you’re not a ladle.
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The Quarantine Guide to… Son, Sext and Suspicious Parents
Finding your parents to be a real turn-off? Follow this guide on how to keep frisky, just without the risky.
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Clams Discovered to Be Very Sad Indeed
Was ‘as happy as a clam’ all a scam?
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Political Scientists Make Shocking Discovery
Political Scientists shared their discovery before realising nobody really gives a toss.
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“We’ve Really Just Been Eyeballing It,” Confess All Doctors
A statement from a leading physician shows that they certainly do drink to your health.
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The Quarantine Guide to… Terrible, Awful, Very Bad Haircuts
Did you also succumb to the pressure of the Quarantine cut?
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The Quarantine Guide to… Hot and Sweaty Birthdays for Loners
Elizabeth Sorrell sets out a guide to having the perfect birthday for isolation losers.
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