Mark Zuckerberg Rescued From Area 51
The heroic action has put to bed the question of whether Zuckerberg is a robot or a lizard
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PM Advised to Blow on Cartridge if Turning Parliament Off and On Again Doesn’t Work
‘You’re actually taking the piss’ the PM was recently heard saying to a wall in the House of Commons
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I Wish This Was Satire: Justin Murphy, Former Southampton Lecturer (Part 2)
Disclaimer: The views expressed within this article are entirely the author’s own and are not→
I Wish This Was Satire: Justin Murphy, Former Southampton Lecturer (Part 1)
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All Hail Boris and His Mighty Brexit Plan
In Brexit news, Pause Editor Tom Ford can confirm everything is fine, move along now.
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Local Man Goes to the Gym, Sits Around a Bit, Then Leaves
Professional gym lad, Kieran Kaye, said that a five-minute break after walking to the gym is well deserved
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A Beginner’s Guide to Dealing with Catcallers
Beth Ablett gives her foolproof plan to dealing with catcalling: ‘wear the clothing equivalent of a bin bag, or, failing that, an actual bin bag’
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The Good Feminist’s Guide to Feminism
‘Bra? Don’t you mean ex-corset-Victorian-breast-restriction-contraption? Burn it’.
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Study Finds the Customer is Never Right
Karens across the country are shocked and disappointed by the findings.
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Residents Ignoring Dam Evacuation say it ‘Can’t be Worse than No-Deal Brexit’
The Whaley Bridge dam evacuation has entered its sixth day following the damage caused last→