Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Read about the newest dating app from our Climate Change magazine.
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Read the ramblings of straw-hating madman from our latest Climate Change mag.
→Local Cat has been described as a ‘pessimist’, ‘whose bowl is only full empty’.
→Prepare to get rejected more than a random gross jerk in the cheese room.
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Have you got a weird obsession? Submit your poems to us so we can laugh about it.
→The only thing basic here is the inability to sleep before midnight.
→When you wish upon a fish, dreams come true.
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Read the frankly questionable equine desires from our recent Appearance and Attraction magazine!
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From our recent Appearance and Attraction magazine, follow Elizabeth Sorrell’s advice to achieve something! We’re still not quite sure what yet.
→We have collated some tips on how to not want to collapse under the weight of the ever looming dread of existence.
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