Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Student Shocked to Discover That She Can’t Sleep After Drinking Cold Brew at Stupid o’Clock
The only thing basic here is the inability to sleep before midnight.
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