Days bleak, darkness comes, the only feeling is the numb in my thumbs.
Oh, why is it so cold? Why is there no heat?
I have paid so much to feel so beat.
But what is this coming? A warmth from within
Deep in my heart; a lustrous sin.
But it’s not from within! It’s down by my feet
My tingling toes are packed full of heat.
I have fallen in love with a faceless lover with a lover’s note saying, ‘please do not cover.’
In these bleakest of times with long days of exams
A light has come forth saving my frostbitten hams.
Thirty pounds a month for heating and bills
Yet the cold could creep in giving me chills.
But alas I’ve found love – not with her, they, or boy
For now I’ve discovered it – the radiator, my one true joy.
I love you, baby x