Partial Campus Return for Postgraduate Research Students
The university has allowed a partial return to campus for postgraduate research students (PRS). Those→
Author: Emily Dennis
Emily Dennis
Wessex Scene Editor 21/22. Living vicariously through other people.
Fre Sha Vaca Do And Other Recipes
Get yourself down to a student kitchen, they have this new thing called slightly bearable meals.
→Am I In A Porno? A Poem
Ever wondered, ‘what if?’ when the washing machine fixer comes round? Because the answer is no.
→The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Shots, Spots, And Getting All Hot
Our doctors are masters of answering your medical queries and google searching the best possible treatments that they will ultimately ignore in their advice.
→Southampton Water Found to Be “Well ‘Ard”
Southampton’s water supply has been found to be tough as old boots, and about as rough as a Thursday morning after an Ocies Wednesday.
→Being A ‘Feminist’ Is Not An Excuse For Being Hateful
Emily Dennis criticises misandry within the feminist movement.
→How To Write Funny
‘No, seriously, you are funny. To me.’
→Finding The Perfect Sausage: A Guide
This message has been approved by Gordon Ramsey.
→Indoor Sports Tournament Renamed ‘Four Weddings And A Funeral’
Applications are open for those hoping to hold their events at the tournament, with a promise of quick divorce and official club merch.
→My Relationship With… Baking
Emily Dennis shares her fond memories of baking in the lead up to the new series of the Great British Bake Off.
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