Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Conclusive research reveals that those who dabble in investigative reporting are a real hoot and a saucy catch.
→Researchers are hoping that the river does not soon gravitate towards a black hue, one that symbolises the ‘dark of ages past.’
→Condiment experts have commented that this is the worst thing since unsliced bread.
→A local man has been too blindsided by his own pride to realise that he doesn’t own the word.
→Sam Pegg takes us through a helpful guide to surviving the wrath of younger siblings during quarantine.
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From our recent ‘Poverty and Class’ magazine, communists call for the eradication of poverty via the medium of sharing and eating the rich.
→Marcus Matthews argues that benefits are not necessary as long as the country just asks mommy and daddy for a bit of financial help.
→The zero gravity on campuses may spell disaster for those feeling ill after a particularly heavy night drinking
→Disclaimer: This article is satirical in nature
→The comments came after an interviewer asked the Foreign Secretary how he felt about Donald Trump’s ‘when the looting starts, the shooting starts’ comment
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